And Mazda is far from beautiful. Sure, they aren’t the bottom of the barrel, but they have some hideous design going on either way. The newer ones suffer the same gaping face that is ruining so much new stuff.

Nope. It may be a good car, but nobody lusts over a base model 2-series. In its day, that Honda Civic SI was (for some unfathomable reason) lusted over by teenagers who couldn’t have one, or had one but then ruined it. That’s why people are willing to pay dumb money for them now. The 2-series isn’t like that.

LOL! Yeah, this anonymous nothingness is where I want to drop 50 grand!

I stared at these two pictures for 5 minutes solid, trying to find something that would make me warm up to it after the expected horrifying first impression. I still don’t see any redeeming qualities, I guess the headlights have a nice shape?

That grille looks like pure hot garbage, especially with the way the license plate bisects it. Did the designers not even take that into account? 

No, I’m sorry, but no. It doesn’t. It looks like a Chinese knockoff of a car from Grand Theft Auto. 

With its “legendary”...  what ? The TL has NEVER been Legendary let’s tone it down a little bit this is a family sedan

“Legendary” might be a bit too strong of a word to describe the previous TL.

Slideshow format: because someone wants a short-term increase in clicks.

Ok so how long do you stay locked down? How long can the country keep giving people money when there’s minimal amounts of taxes coming in? At the end of the day, the quarantine was not put in place to somehow magically make the virus disappear. It was put in place to make sure that the hospitals were not overcrowded.…

The result of the testing downgrade’s the Wrangler’s rating

I think they’re trying to hark back to the E46 which had similar bisected headlights... except now they’re bisected all the way into the bumper, which is way too fussy and forced IMO.

Nice Accord.  It will sell well.  And, how about that VTEC engine?

Those Pepboys-esque tail lights make me wonder if that 2-Series spy shots were real too.  Not the direction BMW should be going with LEDs...

A dog taking a shit.

They should shut down the subway trains and let New Yorkers explore the tunnels on foot. People can pretend like they’re in the Hithaeglir caves between Eriador and Rhovanion, but instead of orcs and cave trolls they have to fight crackheads, bums and hookers.

Maybe I’m just a cranky, but I hate the “Mx” prefix being used for an SUV almost as much as I hate the “Eclipse” name being used for one. Every MX has been a sporty 2 door. Why muddle naming conventions like that?

Mercedes crossover!

I still hate it from the back. It’s heavy-looking, the rear taillights and spoiler sag in the middle and the flatness of the rear glass is killing me...