This is the wrong take and you should feel bad.

“rugged, off-road-inspired design.”

I thought the public service announcement graphic would give that away.

Guys, it’s a joke...

Another fun car we won’t get - at least they made it ugly so we won’t lust for it too long :)

*you mean their kit did the best job of ruining on of the most beautiful Japanese cars ever made.

The future of cars is aimed at people who’d rather be anywhere else rather than in a car.

BMW and other brands are free to milk as many silly dollars as they can from buyers who want to think that their sporty “SAV”s are fun because they have monstrous HP and 35-profile tires. Choice is great and selling a hypothetical lifestyle is the entire point of a luxury car.

x3m okay sure. x4 and x4m just need to go away... same with M-B’s variant. This “coupe” bullshit needs to end. 

It’s so ugly.  Jesus, the wheels, the wrap.. everything.   

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Wood everywhere, an ash tray for everyone, and high beam switch on the floor.

Dramatization

Might it be too much to suggest that all civilized countries institute annual driving competency and reaction time tests for those over 90?

He said it needs to look decent next to a Corvette. It doesn’t even look good by itself.

first, what gear do you shoot with?

<calls Autozone> One motor, please.

The smugness of telling everyone that “ICE cars are so outdated. I’m driving the car of the future!”

Sticking a giant screen in the middle of the car is not minimalist design. The clutter is all still there, it’s just gathered into one flat rectangle that requires you to poke around looking for things.

It’s basically a silent Quad Giulia with a prettier design