I’m sure it’s more like this:

This reminds me of something...

The respectable classic Porsche news website, TMZ

I had the extreme displeasure to just change batteries and tires on a few during my 4 years working at Sears Auto. They were junk the day the wobbled out of the factory.

The reason they carry such a pariah reputation is because ... they were poorly maintained to the point of premature failure.

With a tune, it might be a fun car, but a tune won’t make it a really nice car.

1st Gear :

Have you ever read David Tracy’s articles?

This car is as much an Eclipse as Joey Logano’s car is a Fusion.

They will be valuable because they are obscure and are from the golden era of high output N/A motors. Plus, they are super fun to drive.

“He was pushing it beyond insanity, and you could just tell the way he was going that he was getting more and more mad the whole time.”

Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. First, your new car - BMW Agile 54 with gears. Scraped bumpers. Peeling clearcoat. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I’m particularly proud of - clouded headlights, and an unidentified electrical gremlin!

Better than Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo

I mean, do you every hear anyone say “Subaru Impreza WRX” or “Subaru Impreza WRX STI” in conversation?

What are you talking about? The 2JZ is an amazing engine, but please educate us on why we shouldn’t love it.

Here you go, exactly the number of cookies you deserve.

Is the model 3 a “luxury sedan”? I considered it to be a very expensive entry level car.

10/10. Joke will never get old.

OH... LOOK AT MR. LUXURY with his wagon that has FOUR WHEELS and a ROOF!!!