Republicans know that true Christians are white middle-class Americans. I don’t know what those Syrian “Christian” refugees are, but they don’t look like a Norman Rockwell painting.

That’s like saying “my friends decided to go to Arby’s for dinner, so instead of going inside and ordering, I decided to drink a can half-full of tobacco spit that I found in the parking lot.” Maybe Arby’s isn’t what you wanted, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t do far worse.

Jackson runs this team like he’s is three joints in and randomly shuffling around the kitchen looking for a cure for some serious munchies.

This all stems from that one time when Berman had to flush the contents of his “lunch box.”

So, Ted Cruz?

The beauty of that video is that the YouTube caption says “If you want to understand why Dion Waiters isn’t a good player, this would be a good video to watch.” And Waiters proudly tweeted it out himself. If that doesn’t perfectly encapsulate him...

Foodspin is much better than its predecessor, Meatspin.

In the 90s, the Falcons had silver pants. Their throwback look mixes the 90s helmet with the 60s jersey and pants.

Her initial answer regarding guns is that the decision to allow guns in schools should be left up to state and local governments, which is just run-of-the-mill Republican stupidity. But then the follow-up asked DeVos if she would support Trump’s idea for a federal ban on gun-free school zones, and she said she would.

Washington is the 3rd-most valuable NFL team, according to Forbes, despite playing in the 11th-biggest market. That says their brand is worth something. If they rebrand, they’re just another expansion team in a midsize market. Which, to Dan Snyder, is worse than being a shining example of mid-20th century racism.

Maybe it was poor sportsmanship, but Crean didn’t need to get his pants in a knot over it.

I can’t understand a damn thing the announcers are saying, but watching Crosby’s final kick is about a hundred times more exciting with those guys instead of Joe Buck.

Between Bud Dupree’s hit last week and Davis’ hit this week, it certainly seems like the Steelers’ young defenders are learning the team’s traditions quickly.

They don’t care about babies. They care about punishing women for having sex.

Or... it was a backwards pass followed by a forward pass. There’s a reason the rule book says “forward pass” instead of just “pass.”

It’s almost impossible to believe that a tea partier has misconstrued the First Amendment as granting them the right to say whatever the fuck they want without people judging them.

It’s a little creepy, really. Now that the stadium is 18 years old, the team doesn’t seem interested in her any more.

A 123-121 record at Kansas and Minnesota is damn heroic.

Between talking about AJ McCarron’s girlfriend and this, I think Musberger must get so shitfaced on New Year’s eve that it carries him over a few days.

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