When a BMW i8 at a showroom in the Dutch province of Brabant began smoking yesterday morning, firefighters there had just the solution.

I’ve come to terms with it.

That is the rear seat where children learn how to flip off other cars.

Sorry, David. I can’t buy it. I do *not* want to be part of the next Jalopnik headline:

I’m putting that on my resume!

It’s not procrastinating... it’s “working to a deadline.”

“LISTEN KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.”

BK is tied with Chik Fil A for having the worst coffee for a fast food place that serves breakfast. It’s just.. Bad. It’s a shame.. I do get a craving for a croissandwich on occasion. 

It looks like a closed-wheel pinewood derby car. I love it.

My biggest problem with Teslas are their complete and total lack of indicator lights. I thought turn signals were required by Federal Law, but I have yet to see a Tesla with working blinkers.

Quality Control: Underrated, Overlooked, Desperately Needed.

What do you want Ford and VW to work together on? 

What do you want Ford and VW to work together on?

Counter counterpoint: Fite me.

Saddle brown is always the best interior color. People need to stop with the grays and creme colors, why get leather at all then?

I have a horrible feeling that you scraped that off onto a mirror, cut it up into lines and snorted it.

Adam Savage did it first

Sorry Ford, this doesn’t even remotely meet my mobile entertainment needs:

Damn. Was just going to post this same meme.

Well, Debbie Downer, you could have just summarized this entire post in one single sentence — “I got a rock.”