Fun fact- that’s Harry Criswell of Criswell Chevrolet (and other dealerships) in Maryland. A really nice guy, and one of the biggest GM dealers in the country.

You can’t lose traction because of debris

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

I daresay that the red accent treatment on this car, in point of fact, does not- as you put it- “work”.

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES REMOVE THESE SAFETY BUMPERS...

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

The Frontier at least makes sense to me, yeah it’s old and dated but there is always a market for a truck and since you can get one a lot cheaper than a Taco people buy them. This boggles my mind, apparently, Nissan sold like 6000 of them last year. Who are these people?

This is officially the Nissan Frontier of sports cars. It honestly stuns me that these still sell.

Oh yes, things that really matter. Just imagine how many potential buyers for the GLC63 S AMG 4MATIC will be put off if the car doesn’t run 11s and weighs more than 3250 lbs.

Compared to what the Stanley Cup has gone through, that’s nuthin

Congratulations, Mr. Hyperzuma, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford Escort which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Everything is functional.

Let’s order delivery from our favorite CEO restaurant tonight.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Like, I see where you are going with this, but it’s just not really true. Buying a high end car is very similar to buying any other car- and you often spend less time in the dealer. It’s not nearly as different as you are making it seem...unless you are placing an order for a Chiron or something truly out of the…

Skoal Citrus

Also, that’s a tin in his other pocket, right? I wonder what he chews...

Here you go:

You know, I gotta be honest...these are all pretty bad suggestions. Usually you guys are closer to the mark. Torch and Tracy’s suggestions are just unrealistic, yours lacks status and doesn’t really give him the “sportiness” he keeps asking for. Patrick’s suggestion can fit one adult and a carton of eggs.

Man who doesn’t care about luxury cars drives a luxury car; notes all the things a fancy car has.

This is what I got from it: The Cadillac CTS V-Sport is a car.