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I mean, how hard could it have been to guess some of these usernames and passwords anyway? Just follow the formula:

Well, my buddy and I got his 6x6 4-ton in some pretty deep shit...

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

Hmmm, so you have the letters M, 3 (E), x, i, D, I, N, A, N to work with.

How about: “D IN Mi A55 3x”

FINALLY, someone has linked Musk to chemtrails. I highly advise us all to put on tin foil hats anytime a Tesla is near us in traffic.

While I won’t comment about my views on Tesla stock, you should probably note a few things:

Real or not, the damage is done. Now everyone will assume this about the car more than people learning about the buzzer system.

I’m picturing it now - a bald tattooed dude in a Ram, blasting “You Shook Me All Night Long,” whistles at a beautiful woman walking on the side of the road. She gets into a Ridgeline with an average looking guy, to Ram’s disbelief. The couple look at Ram, then at each other, and laugh. Then the dude in the Ram drives…

what

Oh God it would’ve been hilarious. Huge mistake not getting an Aussie flag.

MY ALL MORONS!

Actually, macanamera was referring to himself there.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FIRST ASTON MARTIN COMPLAINER

You’ve done your part, Naijaflavor. Good job.

If you’re actually watching an autonomous car race, you’re probably rooting for a giant meteor to put you out of your misery.

“as the snow chains keep hitting the carbon kevlar wheel wells”

I WILL DAMN WELL TRY

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG