Chris Von K should have tagged #SR20bro

Hmm. Okay, it’s not a forwarded-about racing K-Car, but I can approve of this purchase. You’re close. It’s a silver Aston. I would like to sit in it and make James Bond pew-pew noises, good sir.

I always liked Brosnan.

Being one of the most boring motherfuckers in the world by getting a 993 in every color.

This is you preparing your audience for the fact you bought a first-gen Prius, isn’t it?

How can you say the chocolate sphere is delicious? You never get to eat the chocolate sphere because the chocolate sphere melts into chocolate sauce. While I realize that chocolate sauce may taste just like chocolate sphere, the melted chocolate sphere sauce is now mixed with the warm caramel, no longer tasting like…

Exclusive photo of Top Gear’s mysterious new executive producer:

COTD, right here

turbocharger, supercharger, ubercharger, cylinder charger, air is pre-heated, convection bake, 100 percent nitrous, uses 110 octane diesel (obviously), cat-back exhaust, cold-ram intake, common rail injection, methanol injection, ethanol injection, ethyl alcohol injection, pico de gallo injection, triple alternations,…

This is actually the real reason.

I come for the articles. I stay for the comments.

While these are all great posts, I think we can all agree that my comments really brought home the gold. Go me.

What the fuck is that even?

Donkey Boner!

I wonder how much.

I’m sorry, Doug, I didn’t read the article I’m too desperate to post this as quickly as possible. LM002. Please.