One night I dreamed I was 4-wheeling along the beach with the Lord.

I think you mean $6,207.31.

I don’t know anything about Toyota Matrix’s (Matrices? Sure well go with that), or LT swaps, so this is just a BASIC BASIC BASIC overview of the process of attempting a swap/build of this magnitudee. I’m sure there are a million other things I’ll forget/leave out/not realize. Undergoing something of this magnitude…

Probably have no one to be racist towards.

Slightly off-topic, but why in the world didn’t they keep the 3-pipe exhaust layout? The F40 was set up that way with the center pipe as a wastegate dump tube, and the 458 had three pipes as a throwback, but no actual turbocharging. Seems like a missed opportunity.

Wait! Is this the first comment where someone says I’m writing about it too much?

MARK YOUR CALENDARS EVERYONE, JUNE THIRD!

OK, so the Ferrari earned this comment after about 45 minutes. It took six months for the Skyline. Hasn’t happened yet with the Hummer. Oddly I write about each car roughly the same number of…

Why would you include crap like this in the package

☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction

I knew I would find you here

Here is what every good car museum should have in it:

Ferrari 250 GTO
Pontoon Fender Ferrari 250 TR
Aston Martin DB4
Auburn Boattail Speedster
Original Ford GT40
1960s Lincoln Continental
Ferrari F40
Jaguar XK-SS
1998 Mercedes ML320 w/ original gray bumpers

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

One could say it was... grounded to the ground.

^ This is a bad opinion.

Wait, are you telling me it would take more than five sailors and a couple of dozen retired seamen to get an Iowa Class BB into action? Next you’ll be saying that they couldn’t get her underway in less than 12 hours. I’ve seen it done in the movies, so it must be true!

Hahaha. Excellent.