SO?! He has a TOTALLY BITCHIN' VETTE, bro!! Probably with turbo at the rear wheels!

Is this the troll of the week, or are you really that dense?

Go sit in the corner until we tell you to come out.

oh yeah I meant to say but I lost the will to live but

Actually, I kind of care. The world's fastest sedan isn't a BMW M or an AMG or a twin turbo Bentley or a Maserati. It's a Dodge.

I see your Porsche and raise you an Audi R8 V10.

"So, here's a tip: Instead of just assuming something sucks and then going around telling everyone else it sucks, maybe try it first. You never know. You might be surprised."

Interestingly, the NHTSA has announced that they will not consider this idea because — and I am quoting regulatory documents here — it is "the single stupidest thing we have ever heard."

Vee haf calculated zis joke has unt 94.3% chance of inducing zee chuckles.

Michael - Traffic Jams is one of those constants that sets Jalopnik apart, one of the things that makes it different and better than other car news blogs and communities. Another big one like this was COTD. I'd love to see it come back, as would all of these people:

I did not scorn Orlove, I simply stated that I was disappointed in him. However, if it is as you say and this post was merely his way of being humorous, then I obviously don't know Mr. Orlove well enough.

There are fixes for all of these issues except the reverse one (I don't know what's wrong with him or the vehicle) and the low diffuser (it's a supercar, it's low).

In addition to my other submission, I would say the Porsche Carrera GT. While competitors were moving towards automated transmissions and advanced traction and stability systems, the CGT stuck to the basics: race-derived engine, manual transmission, and a driving experience that rewarded good drivers and punished…

This:

Stay in the car and settle in for the long haul:

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