This isn't drunk, this is advanced drunk.

"Who is that man taking a picture of me? I never want to see him again. I never want anyone to see him again." - Martin Winterkorn.

THREE ARTICLES IN THREE DAYS IS THIS REAL LIFE

now is a good time for me to say 'no'

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You know, for the life of me I'll never understand why someone thought we needed a 'West' Virginia.

RALLY PORSCHE

Skynet Integration: Around 2035, the vehicle will autonomously connect to a AI-controlled defense program called Skynet.

Sealand, perhaps?

What fuckery is this? They planned this?

-1 for panicked braking

Any new Mercedes with stop and go cruise control and a seat massager. I actually enjoy traffic.

"Anyone who fears a God, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged."

Also, they're skipping the engine and just putting a turbo on a turbo.

You must be a real hit at parties.

Excellent post.

What? I mean, like... what? How can you have this opinion? REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, AND YOUR RDX TRIM LEVEL!