Hey, don't be comparing the 1701-D to this thing? That's an insult to the ship.

on the clock

I don't know the answer, but your mom.

I think the warranty is the news here. I'd be interested in seeing what the maintenance schedule is, seeing as the FQ400 had tiny tiny intervals.

What I say to my wife:

But did you beat the amish?

/obligatory

congratulations! You win the Internet!

'A race track.' A race track? This is Spa fucking Francorchamps! That corner is Eau Rouge!

Uh uh, now you're going to get sued.

You're not fooling us, Argentina.

"we were even referring to the slopes as 'radiant'"

Dat ass. Is revolting.

also, +1 for ND, SD, WV, ME, CT, and of course, FL.

I nominate the car that has the least business case in mind of all cars that don't have a business case in mind. Never in the history of business cases has a car had less of a business case:

So I guess we'll be reading something like this in 2015, then: