you do have a way with words.

*Alcoholic level= Floridian

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

I really hate Jalopnik.

Maybe not redesign, but complete rebuild? Winner right here.

*9,000,007

Stealthy... or at least as stealthy as you can be with 9 million horsepower.

Only $12,342 more needed. This page has almost 17k views. Do the math. All it takes is a couple minutes and a couple bucks. Let's get this done, guys.

I feel like my everlasting soul belongs at 4.

You're a funny guy.

If you get anywhere near that car while it's running, you absolutely will need that suit.

Likeliness of things to catch fire during use, ranked:

Head-start? I thought this thing doesn't come out till tomorrow?

It could rearend an Enzo and it would still be better looking than an Enzo.

Doesn't he have to yell something about "THE U" after that?

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Not this long or this weird. Ever.

Wow thought you were exaggerating but yeah, weird as fuck, yo.