We're all pretty impressed over here.

Here is the all new 2016 Miata

But Jobs said over his dead bod- oh... never mind.

Bra, it's rotational mass bra.

::息を弾ませる::

I kind of wish I had a brother now. Well, two brothers so there can be a middle one.

So what does that make io9? In this family tree, I think of io9 as the offbeat but cool Uncle (or Aunt? Why not both?) who's into Star Wars and comic books and HG Wells novels etc, and is always happy to share his/her knowledge of and passion for the same with younger nieces and nephews, even at the risk of being…

You win the internet today sir/madam/what-have-you.

I got bored:

I wish i had artistic skills so i could try to draw characters representing the different Gawker sites, like when fan artists created anime girls to represent different computer OS. Your description of Jalopnik is actually what i would imagine if the site was turned into a person.

So.... are you saying you wanna fuck Jalopnik? I'm confused.

You should never go full DeMuro.

Hah, Spotify gave me MNDR's Feed Me Diamonds (RAC mix) right when I started reading this ;)

Lateral retention in the seats is...... restricted to the friction between your keister and the polished maple.

You don't ever go full DeMuro..

Damnit! I just reread what you put after going through the work of getting the URL and putting it on here that I'm still posting it...

Oh man. If only you had Oreos — we might as well switch bodies at that point.

Btw, sitting in a parking lot reading your article while listening to...

You win at the internet today.

Back in June, Jezebel's sister site (brother site? Does Jalopnik have a gender?)