Remember that athletic ability is in no way correlated with intelligence.

Meanwhile, it turned out that my M5 had a leaky differential input shaft seal that they fixed. Total out-of-pocket repair cost for me? Just the $50 deductible. Normal repair cost without warranty? A tad bit more at $5,432,333.

But was it an AMG?!

Wait wait wait

Doesn’t Tesla do lifetime warranties on batteries?

What sucks is, GT-R owners are generally a cool bunch. I’m sure if this owner is anything like I was with mine, he’d have taken the tow truck driver for a hell of a spin had he just asked (maybe even let him drive it), after the transmission thing was taken care of.

Wow, that’s absurd.

There isn’t any in Red Bull...stock.

So does the Regera run this camless engine? No, right?

Make sure to put your vote in for Trump on November 28th.

Elon is probably yelling at someone right at this second about that.

Hey man I’m like super smart and stuff

That car won’t make 4000 pounds of downforce, not even at 250 mph.

C6 Z06 says “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

You had me at doggo rating.

Magnets dude. It’s an electric car.

I want to hold the clutch in on that car, rev to 7000 rpm, and sidestep it.

Maybe the batteries were getting all Note 7'd

3,700 people are on two weeks paid vacation because Mustang sales dropped 32 percent last month? That doesn’t sound right at all.

Right? I thought it would be a Leica or a Hasselblad or something....