Come to DC and I'll take you to a showroom that has 8 brand new ones for 20k off msrp. And buy you a beer.

Whoa this is awesome they are going to sell at least like...six of these!

I wish I could explain in words how much I love your work, Torch.

Cuttlefish and asparagus?

Why would anyone buy a GT3 Cup and not race it? Just buy a GT3 or GT3RS...

Let's drink beer my dude

Motorcycle clubs are so cool. Sooooo cool. I wanted my son to be a doctor or a lawyer but now I just want him to be in a motorcycle gang I mean club.

Dear “Trump Supporters”,

wanna fight

I prefer destination quarter-birthdays.

This is the best post I’ve ever read. Area under the curve, people. I’m not crazy.

do you do parties

Well, the people that do it can wrap their head around a tree.

You're from Texas bro, we know your a Rick Perry guy.

Dude, I’m the last one to whine and say the whole “oh but it doesn’t come with a manual” thing, but legit, this is one car that should come with a manual.

boom

Or maybe he is a robotic author named ANX6 and he is just referring to his new book “Why On Earth Would You”.

I am so impressed by how that limo chassis held up though...

It’s “Bad Blood”.

Thank you, William Miller, for your oddly bitter advice.