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I actually teared up when he was at that town hall forum and some nutjob started going on about Obama being a Muslim; McCain cut her off, took the mic back from her, and said (paraphrasing here): “No, he’s not, that’s incorrect. He’s a good man, he and I may differ on how to run the country, but he’s a good American.”

Can you imagine the shitfest that would spin up from the conspiracy machine if that were to happen though? I mean it would be chaos.

Trump’s expertise on computer hacking is roughly equivalent to a pimple’s understanding of good hygiene.

I’m gay, and I’d honestly rather have Pence than Trump...that’s how bad he is.

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He also wouldn’t launch the nukes no matter how hard Palin would be humping his leg to do so.

Well actually we did make an alliance with the Church of Cthulu on here a few years ago so why not?

Just remember who’s VP. Personally I’m hoping for a ‘King Ralph’ scenario in which the entire administration is electrocuted en masse....

Maybe the hard tortilla shell from his taco salad could lacerate his throat? A girl can dream.

This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.

Please by the end of the first four I’m imagining a Caesar style death on the Senate floor as even the Reps get sick of him briefing against the Party.

DONALD TRUMP 1946-2017

May I suggest the Great Church of Pikachu? We have a premium on lighting-based smiting and Our Lord Creator Arceus’ signature move is quite literally Judgement.

Sorry, no. It’s entirely possible that there were multiple women involved. Especially if this was an alternative cover done on a short deadline or something. It SHOULD have been caught way early on, and it never, ever should have made it to print, but when the headline is about women and the thing is bright pink,

It also probably didn’t help that the male symbol being an arrow pointing in a direction makes way more sense to use for this symbolism...the women are gathering up and marching that way! Women standing in formation of the female symbol doesn’t convey the idea of a “march” the way the other one does.

Nah. I’m a woman and a graphic designer, and I’ve made this exact error before (granted, I was just working with icons that were easily switched out, thankfully, instead of a full-blown illustration like this, which is a lot harder to change). You can easily lose all perspective when you work closely on something like

How would you describe Billy Bush?

Please. Trump just thinks she’s offering to sing a song about seedless watermelons.

“When they said a song about strange fruit I assumed it was the Banana Boat song, with the ‘day-o, day-o.’ Or that ‘lime in the coconut tune, which is another favorite mine. So many strange fruit songs to choose from and they picked that one. Sad.”

I went through the same thing, and feel your pain so clearly. I am so ashamed that I couldnt see what was happening and I’m ashamed that I feel...ashamed. I hate being alive as a woman, now more than ever.