They cling to their guns and religion and we end up with a circus peanut for President.

I was sad when I read the article. Not to dismiss what he did and he should absolutely serve his appropriate time. But his comments just feel like a simple guy that read too much bullshit and got caught up in too much emotion. Everything about this story lines up nicely with a Muslim-executed terrorist attack, minus…

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

yes.

“JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! *runs into bedroom, slams door, cranks up music*

Hey, but at least we kept that bitch Killary outta office, amirite folks?

“My dog ate my integrity”

I’m peeved that people just reduce Duvall’s career down to The Shining. Her career is chock full of great directors and her exemplary work behind the camera for children’s entertainment. She is a gentle soul and does not deserve this, leave her the hell alone.

She needs to have children to have great grandchildren.

Imagine this did work, and she ended up finding, and being adopted by, her great grand children or something....

Totally understand why a 14 year old would be so scared of dying that she would wish for this.

Somebody explain to me why his hundreds of lawsuits wasn’t a bigger story than Clinton’s emails.

I am truly worried about myself and my fellow Jezzies, can we make our own Westworld but with sane, normal people who are capable of empathy?

I actually feel like it’s getting worse.

No, it really hasn’t gotten easier. It’s a little unnerving to be grieving and angry at the same time. And not a little frightened. My husband and I wish we were older, because there’s a really good chance that, at 61 and 63, respectively, we won’t have access to Medicare, which Paul Ryan plans to gut in 2017 by…

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Ayaan has called for socially-engineering Afghan villages in a debate on BBC Question Time. Maajid Nawaz, a former extremist, has called peaceful Muslim women who wear the hijab as part of the problem and cast aspersions on mainstream Islamic organizations as a place for terror recruitment.

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.