She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising…

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Well. My mom who I love and adore (no sarcasm she is the best) called to tell me that I’m a “Real pretty girl. If only you’d slow down on the cookies.”

He’s not going to care when the inevitable MRA sock army sends her endless rape and death threats. He’ll pretend he had absolutely nothing to do with it, that it was her own fault, that she shouldn’t have done the same to him.

Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.

Methinks he doth etc. etc.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

Yup. This is the young lady who penned “Permanent Marker”; there has already been some evolution.

My mother’s gynecologist’s name was Dr. Polite. I used to howl when I heard his name.

I once had an ER doctor introduce himself to me as “Dr. Feelgood.” It made me very excited for things to come in regards to pain management.

A friend of my best friend’s currently in medical school and eventually she’ll be known as Dr. Payne. I think she wants to go into pediatrics which makes it a thousand times better/worse.

Best gyno I’ve ever been to was named Dr. Ho.

My otolaryngologist and good family friend is named Dr. Love. I find it hilarious.

Not a doctor ,but my husband worked with a man in the Air Fore whose name I won’t fully give away , but let me just say he signed his name Sgt. K. Y Eattor . . . .

he was a good sport about it

The OB/GYN who delivered both of my nephews was named Dr. Bush. There was also a dermatologist who lived across the street from us when we were kids named Dr. Skinner.

I had a therapist named Dr. Wise. It happens.

In my city we have a Chiropractor named Dr. Bonebrake and his practice is called Bonebrake Chiropractic. No joke : http://www.bonebrakechiropractic.com/

Dude, my orthodontist was named Dr. Kiss, and I was always highly suspicious... but he turned out okay :)

I read that the 13 year old girl is in psychiatric care right now, if that helps?