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However, if this guy want to try outrunning a fireball or picking a fight with six drunk Marines he has my full support.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE FEARS SPIDERS

Obviously if anyone wants to take Kelly Cutrone seriously she needs to respect artistry and give all of her fashion awards to Beyonce.

This oughta be good.

this will only make kanye want to prove himself more.

I hate that reasoning that no other mammals drink it into adulthood mainly because it's bullshit. They may not MILK the cow, but take barn cats as an example. They will consume milk like dairy zombies and it is digestable because raw milk, straight from the cow, still contains lactase. Processing it gets rid of

No one in real life will ever know that your comment was my happiest moment.

I'm in love with you.

Aren't we the only mammals that have sex for fun too?

It's immoral and unnatural for bats to fly. No other mammal does that!

This is soooo my favorite argument against milk. If we quit doing things because other species don't, we wouldn't be wearing PANTS. Wait a minute, wait a minute …

Right?! there is a myriad of things only our species does. I guess we can't drive cars now because my dog never did!

I'm betting she doesn't have a foot fetish.. but is selling them on foot fetish websites or making money on a site like that, doing foot fetish phone sex/chat.

I don't know her. All i see is someone picking on the not young, not skinny, not pretty woman.

Before she got behind the wheel.

Well, this DUI certainly got her...

A-breasted...

Cumffy.