I feel like I need to confess something. So uh, help me father for I have sinned, or some shit.

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up:

From now on, I'm just going to imagine the Bluths running Anthropologie.

SHUT UP MORRISSEY

Good excuse as any to post this (it's my jam!):

That is a terrible illustration. I love her, though.

This video completely changed my view of this song. Now anytime I hear it instead of moan and groan, I just think of He Man, and sing at the top of my lungs. The internet is a strange place. And sometimes that strangeness is great.

Doesn't hold an candle to He Man. 0:28.

"Cultural imperialism"

I got into a big fight with my husband about this last night. He was all "better to be safe than sorry" and I argued that YOU CANNOT LEGISLATE BASED ON WHAT YOU FEAR MIGHT HAPPEN, YOU NEED TO BASE POLICY ON ACTUAL FACTS. ahem, sorry. I'm still worked up about the stupidity of it all.

I'd also add cognitive dissonance to that list. "But I'm a nice guy!" Dude. No, you're not. Not if you're harassing women on the street.

"You don't want to talk? You don't want to talk? Too ugly for you? Is it because I'm too ugly?"

Yeah, that's totally a compliment. That must be why watching it, even a second or third time, makes my skin crawl.

Fuck this bitch and her campaign to get money to stop men from simply talking to her in public

Former pro domme here, and yup. Yup to all of this.

Good 'ole southern parenting- 'Shake off that old molestation, Anna, Mama's bringing Marky back home, she's gotta get her groove on too!' This is entirely consistent with what I expect out of rural Georgia.

they attacked FELICIA

WHAT THE FUCK. FELICIA DAY IS A NATIONAL GODDAMNED NERD TREASURE.

Sploosh.

This is a blatant ripoff of Rush Limbaugh's ritual before taking a shit.

I'm all for pointing out cultural appropriation and calling out those who perpetrate it, but I fail to feel outrage over this video. I mean at least Taylor thinks that it's a dance equivalent to ballet and interpretive instead of going, "eww black girls shaking their asses, yuck". And if all the dancers were white,…