Am I the only one who thinks "sloots" sounds like something out of Dr. Seuss?

There is some hilarious footage of my 5th birthday at Chuck E Cheese, during our allotted ball pit time. I leapt in, only to spend the next few minutes unable to get out. (I was wearing tights and also possessed very weak little girl arms.) After asking several kids for help, and managing to actually yank IN a tiny…

It's the red dot.

She is out Nickelbacking her husband.

I fart on this song

Here's what I posted on i09 this morning:

Same here. He's seven years older so, statistically, it's likely I'll have 10 or 20 years of widowhood at the end. I can't imagine how I'll fill that time. Would rather just go when he does.

I realize this is NOT the same, but....there was an older couple that went to our church that was the same way. They wouldn't spend the night apart from each other, and had been married for 60+ years. When the wife passed away, the husband shot himself that afternoon because he couldn't bear life without her. I still…

Hopefully there's love like that for everyone.

I'm the least sentimental person I know, but these stories always make my eyes watery. True love defined.

Jesus christ, what have we done as a society to make this...

I thought I was prepared for those lyrics. I was not.

What a shriveled up bean your heart must be if you are not moved by these families.

40,000? You're being charitable.

This is ironic, considering that Graham Crackers were invented by a pastor in order to curb "unwholesome urges". Glad to see the company is telling bigots to eat it!

One million moms should change their names to 40,000 Moms With Nothing Better to Do.

I loathe One Million Moms. They need to stick to laundering their menstrual-scented Anne Taylor stretch pants and reading their clandestine copies of Fifty Shades of Grey while the smart people talk about smart people things.

the thirst is real

dated a guy who had met him and said he was pretty cool. I guess that should have been a deal breaker