ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_-

Mm. Beelzamacchiato.

FUCK THIS WOMAN.

"When the plane landed, the minor promptly found a TSA official."

Cass, normally I love your jokes, but this time I think it's pretty tasteless :(

This isn't a funny thing. This is someone's son, brother, friend, who is dead now. The tone of this piece is fucking shameful.

I love how this article pokes fun at the domestic homicide...I'm sure if the husband had killed the wife this author would have kept the same tone right?

well yeah. Nefarious. and sad. Imagining a person who just committed a life to someone he loved, thinking he was deeply loved back and there being nothing further away from the truth.

I suppose if Kit Harington wants to get naked more, well, I'm not going to stop him.

Strawberry Shortcake rolls at #30? I can barely contain my seething rage. I love those things so much. We are now mortal enemies.

This list is almost as bad as the cereal ranking.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

I say this with all the love I have for this family (read: lots and lots), but look at her sister, her mom, and her grandma. This is not disdain for a family vacation. This is hereditary RBF.

Yes, please. Like, people really are missing the point. Tampons are not the problem. Said tampon string isn't the problem. The problem is that she was underage and you still published a crotch shot of a child. Like editing doesn't exist. Oh, okay.

People are truly missing the point if they can't even notice all the NOPE in that sentence. Like, she's underage, bruh. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?!? (not you, but some of the commenters)

I'm proud to live in a post-spellcheck America.

How about you start by doing a better job of supervising your baby and your pet? I bet they were trying to film a cute interspecies video of the two for social media fame and things didn't go as planned. Poor kitty.

Will the family be getting coaching on how to own a fucking cat?

Oh cool, a cat has more comprehensive mental health care than me...

Surprise! Humans are gross. The six employees in the store at any given time can't check the 6000 pieces of clothing floating around the store with hundreds of people coming in and out the door.