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I HAVE THIS VIBRATOR

Someone needs to put together a mash-up comparing guys and gals before/after beards.

It looks like it fucking stinks. Like a sharp, unpleasant odor that has everyone wrinkling their noses.

UGH everything about the Duck Dynasty thing sucks. I watched their show sometimes during the semester when I needed to unwind and give my brain a rest. Obviously, I won't be doing so anymore.

I'm content with letting Duck Dynasty morph into Dyke Dynasty.

Can we talk about the hair thing? And how perfectly tasteful and glamorous this entire outfit is? Raise your hand if you kind of want to be Adele in this picture.

My roommate does the salad in a jar thing for ease in the fridge, but then dumps it on a plate or in a big bowl at work to eat it. Part of me thinks "use a better storage container you can eat out of", but most of me is grateful because the jars are tall and take up less space than ones she could eat out of.

NO THIGH GAP

Get on the plane. Find your seat. Put your luggage away. Sit down in your seat. Do those things as fast as humanly possible. Don't get up again until the plane is in the air.

OMG. I can't until this is a Lifetime movie.

Exactly why I don't trust alternative stuff. Pretty much no regulations or testing. I seriously wonder why this horse shit is legal.

Friends who are doctors, but don't trust your doctor because they are all in the pocket of big pharma? Your comments are all over the place. I'm sure there are comment sections on blogs aimed at your particular subset of ignorant conspiracy theorists, maybe you should stick to hanging out there?

And you have the gall to call others brainwashed. LOL.

Dear BitchPunt:

Things that are part of the natural order:

Well then it's not in your cervix! It is entirely possible that you are one of the people for whom the IUD is not a good fit, but that certainly doesn't mean that it's across the board not a good alternative to hormones. I've had my IUD for 4 years without a single problem. Most of my girlfriends have gotten IUDs in…

Hope you never ever ingest the evil chemical compound that is dihydrogen monoxide.

Hell no. Modern contraceptives are the best thing that ever happened to me. I am on my second Mirena IUD, and for the
At six years I have had no babies, no periods, no pills, no problems. It's like a magical device that magically eliminates all the physical inconveniences of being female. It could only be better if it…

That just tells me you're even dumber than I thought. "Big Alterna" is a very common term, used to point out to people like you who claim "big pharma" is fueled by greed alone, that the alternative medicine industry also makes huge profits from consumers, often on BS products like homeopathic remedies and supplements…