It's less of a risk than the patch, and something like 1.9x more a risk with the pill. So, no, this isn't new or groundbreaking. In fact, it's basically the birth control version of anti-vaxxers. Funny how Jezebel was happy to crucify Katie Couric for shoddy reporting on the HPV vaccine, but then copies that reporting…

If Gwen Stefani is there, I'd imagine an Adam Levine tie-in. He's already in good with NBC & he's Jewish. Obvious move, really.

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus, don't even know a word yet. Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors, let it be this musical:

All I know is if it's Fiddler, I'll have to kill someone.

Not for nothing, but 623 million dollars is probably just half of what they actually spent on R&D and clinical trials to bring this thing to market.

What we need to recognize is that every medication has side effects. Some are potentially serious side effects and some are weird that only a relatively few people have. Without the full data, I/we can't judge the risks of NuvaRing. If 3,5000 women are filing a suit, how many women are using the medication with no…

No! No! Don't bring reasonable statistics interpretations here!! JUST GET SUPER MAD

Yes. We need actual numbers. Because a 56% increase over really, really, really tiny is still really, really tiny.

*crosses eyes* Ok, 56% increase compared to earlier progestin-based birth control pills - which means, what? (Because it's not just a 56% increase, which is what most people will read it as.)

You do realize she has a song called "Dance Apocalyptic"?

Ahem...

Actual conversation between me and my grandmother last night…

White Christmas lights are for people afraid to wear white shoes after Labor Day. They are for the Gap shopper whose wedding is the most unmemorable event you attended this summer. They are safe and slightly patrician and all the way boring. Unless you're decking the homestead out for a Better Homes & Gardens shoot,…

How can you come on the internet and tell lies. Impressionable minds could be reading this.

So, would this hair have been a distraction? Cause it's pretty similar.

The people will never be free until the last PUA is strangled with the entrails of the last MRA.....

I personally find it hilarious that the name of their site seems to indicate a desire for a return to the age of chivalry. People seem to forget that the code of chivalry was just an inadequate precursor for the idea of human rights.

-snap snap snap-

Is it bad I can't even drum up anger towards these pieces of shit because they are just so very pathetic? Pathetic little pieces of human garbage, floating dejectedly down the darkened alleyway of misogyny. Back into the abyss, please.