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I’m going to get that final quote tattooed on me right next to “don’t read the comments”.

“I voted for a controversial candidate who does terrible shit and now I’m upset that it looks like I support someone who’s controversial and does terrible shit!”

He’s a uniter. Totally why he chose an establishment Repub VP who believes we can shock the gay out of people. Total team-player, which is why he wants to keep immigrants out. Very popular among the African-Americans, which is why he denied them housing.

Yeah, it’s like the irony that the phrase “love trumps hate” was used against their candidate completely eludes them. Hell, it’s like their own fuckstick candidate in his entirety eludes them.

I’ve purged twice, but one is a close relative that I can’t cut ties with. I have posted receipts from all my donations to the ACLU, NAACP, PP, and UCS to accelerate the exit of anyone I may have missed and hopefully annoy anyone who refuses to leave before I find them first, but the holidays are just going to be

I’ve got family who voted for Trump now reposting “politicians don’t fix things, artists and writers and hurk durk, etc. etc., love trumps hate” shit on Facebook and will someone please hold me because I am about to spit pure fire and just burn it all down.

Thank you! I wound up choosing NAACP LDEF, UCS, ACLU, and Planned Parenthood. It doesn’t change the White House, but hopefully my small donations will help make the next four years a little more hellish for anyone who tries to fuck with progressive causes.

Thank you. This felt so deeply personal and for all the sneering sideliners touting their lead baggage full of deeply ignorant “pot and kettle” rhetoric, may we pave the way for their daughters so they won’t ever have to suffer for their pseudo-centrist, back-patting horse shit.

Can anyone recommend an alternative to SPLC that does similar, wide-spread work? I can’t donate much, but I want to make sure my dollar goes as far as possible in fighting and I’m not comfortable with SPLC’s recent anti-Muslim inclusions.

Literally. And multiple.

Awful white in there.

IF YOU KEEP GUNS IN YOUR HOUSE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM LIVING AND DYING SHOULD NOT BE YOU ASSUMING YOU HID YOUR WEAPON WELL ENOUGH

Worth noting that Iowa is also swinging for Trump this year. This kind of ignorance (Like...let’s start with the fact that Iowa wasn’t in the confederacy, you racist shit) is sadly commonplace. My family is there and have mostly all asked me who to vote for because they genuinely weren’t sure. In my experience, they

This is good and she ought to resign (obligatory Lewandowski comment here), but also like...how stupid was this question leak from Flint in particular? Shocking – the woman wanted to ask a question about the water crisis. What an advantage she must have had over the Trump campaign with that sterling foresight!

The World would like to connect with you on LinkedIn.

It would, and it did. That is freaking adorable.

I would like to unsubscribe from this world.

I’m glad we have an FBI agent in the comments section who finally convicted her of something solid! Thanks for showing up, I’m feeling pretty relieved at finally getting some answers, unlike all those other investigations that didn’t definitively prove the charges leveraged.

Apparently past 35, women just board the conveyor belt into the dumpster fire so aptly named in his honor and perish from the earth so the younger, sexier models can take their place.

This seems a bit selfish. I agree that visibility matters, but so is your safety and sanity. You can’t be a good role model for LGBT youth if your life, however cushy, is severely disrupted in a way that it drains of you of energy and passion, and especially so during the 90s. Britney Spears had all the privileges in