I may have incomplete information, but I had searched the nutritional value of iceberg lettuce (romaine/greens/etc. are typically decent sources of iron AFAIK) and it was pretty much 0 across the board.

You bring up some good points, not all processing is created equal, but I think too many people make the presumption of "processed = inherently evil" and steep a lot of their beliefs in the naturalistic fallacy. Additives and preservatives have largely allowed for a surplus of food that hasn't been seen in previous…

I have so many issues with the way this is reported.

So, Kate McKinnon is going to be re-enacting this too, right?

And, you know, a marked lack of a fucking paycheck, personal address, paid taxes...

"I have a low self-esteem because I demand better, more sensible portrayals in the media!"

"Your wife wants me" campaign is good-natured, tongue in cheek fun meant to appeal to women who have a sense of humor, a sense of history and healthy self-esteem.

Everyone else has already said "fuck this and fuck all of these people" in all the ways I wanted to, so in lieu of that, I am hoping desperately for justice and eventual peace for the woman involved.

He did, and it's probably the greatest, most hilarious, and probably completely unintended postmodernist statement of the decade.

Pardon my mis-speak, sapience is the word I was searching for.

Really? I must have missed the advanced civilization of fully self-actualized bears writing books and expressing their philosophies on shitting in the woods and wearing Pope hats. I must have overlooked the colony of mice who were producing amazing movies and building a tiny culture full of art and music. I must have…

I'm struggling to figure it out, myself. It's riding the line so finely that if you squint and tilt your head one way or the other, you can see it as both. If you figure it out, let me know.

The feeling's mutual, babe <3

I actually have no idea. Dolphins are usually the assholes that defy all presumptions about the animal kingdom though, so it's probably safe to assume they've got some kind of kinky aquatic shit going on.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

I'm pretty sure I could masturbate to his album on repeat.

Poop on her attitude and appropriation, but this look is actually pretty great on her.

Her face is telling me no...but her hands...her hands are telling me yes (she might be 26).

Go drown in a kiddie pool full of mayonnaise you smug dickbird.