Holding out for her to return in a yellow abaya, Onitsuka Tigers, and a katana in hand and deliver some righteous fucking justice.

I know this is unsolicited, but please tread lightly with your girlfriend and examine why it is you're trying to convince her. She doesn't NEED to wear makeup, but people do all kinds of things they don't strictly NEED to all the time, every single day. Why single out makeup in particular? Does it make her happy? Is…

How will they report it? Easy — they won't.

"Your dignity is intact except you're still playing a lead role in the 50 Shades movie, so in the end, did it really matter that your twig and berries were stuffed away in a DnD dice bag?"

I feel like we can go ahead and close the comments after this one. Pack it up, folks.

You can be a Christian and be an asshole. Rewriting the definition is really unhelpful when it comes to dealing with asshole Christians. They're real, they're not fictitious monsters — they're actual people who exist among us and it's important to realize that and deal with reality rather than defining them away and…

Punishment is something that people typically are supposed to learn from and get something out of. You're supposed to walk away from the punishment knowing what to do or what not to do in the future — there's a degree of change involved. I can't come down on them too hard for wanting to believe it was an accident, but…

Well, that's weird.

You're reading really far into this stuff. Take a deep breath, kiddo. It's gonna be okay.

Haha. It's pretty cute when kids who think their opinion is objective and factual get a hold of a keyboard. You kooky little scamp, get back to school!

It's almost as if the controllers are attached to a real human.

I don't think this comment is quite as good as you thought it would be when you hit 'publish'.

Don't besmirch the good name of dildos by comparing them to bros. One is a masturbating tool and the other is a tool for masturbation.

Do not pass go.

Yep, you hit the nail on the head! I mean, obviously that's just one example and that doesn't necessitate that ALL of those who are accused are as insulated by fame, blah blah etc., but I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby is going to be riding high on the pudding wave all the way into the grave.

p sure bill cosby's life is not ruined because of all this.

The thing about role reversal situations is that the only thing people ever consider is the reversal of the genders and not the society constructed around it. That's why these examples don't say what you want them to say. If we reversed the genders, we would be catering exclusively to the patriarchal society in which…

I'm no believer, but if this guy was waiting at the pearly gates, I'd have my ass in the front pew this Sunday D: