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Lord have mercy.

This gives me so many confused, scary feelings. I think I just discovered a new sexual orientation.

Pantone is an unrivaled industry leader for the design world, so the color will likely be a bigger deal than most people realize.

I actually find the color MORE lovely in swatch form. It's really not THAT bad, is it? It's kind of a dusty, rosy shade.

I've got major pre-coffee brain and I mistook Azealia Banks' tweets for Iggy Azalea's and there was a moment of pure, unadulterated horror/confusion unlike anything I've ever experienced before at a white woman saying those things.

You can always just make it pink.

It's a term of endearment that's seen a revival in the last 5 years or so in a heavily casual sense. I've even had a client say, "Thank you very much, lady!" which was just a little too casual for my taste in that particular setting, but that's business.

Know your body type — you know, like, recognize how you probably don't look like any of us and never will because we represent an extreme, unobtainable minority who somehow still manage to dominate the media! I mean, as long as you know your body type, everything will be okay!

I LOVE that Robyn has such an unconventional look and dance style and body and UGH ROBYN YOU ARE SO GREAT, NEVER CHANGE.

Her eyes are so terrifyingly large that I refuse to believe this isn't somehow photoshopped.

Can someone please put my mind at ease and reassure me that the cheese factor is completely intended? Every time I see promos for this, I cringe so hard that I swear I've knocked a few years off my life.

Now that you've pointed out the volcano interpretation, I am having a major case of the brainfucks. DOUCHECANO, INTERRUPTING YOUR FLIGHTS AND RUINING YOUR DAY

You're misreading my post. Of course they don't give a fuck in the moment, they only give a fuck when those consequences start getting thrown at them. When people start calling them out for their harassment, they get assmad and whine about free speech when what they really want is freedom from social consequence.

I have a feeling I'm going to regret replying to this question, which is probably heavily loaded and you're just waiting for an opening to launch into a presupposed, preformed point of view that will treat me like a spokesperson for the One True Feminist and not actually take into consideration that I am an individual

These douchecanoes pretend their right to speech is under duress when really what they're saying is "I'm mad that my words have consequences that I don't want them to have". Change your pissy diapers, manchildren. It's time to grow up.

I had the same thought. That shit looks like a mouthful of paper towels.

I could talk about how horrific this Honey Boo Boo thing is, but instead I'll just say that I hope justice is served, the victim(s) get the peace they deserve, the kids are put into a safe and loving environment, and that nobody else had to be harmed.

Yes, the police and FBI. Not doxxing and asking for the mob to turn on them in return.

I'm not going to wade into this wall of text that presupposes a lot of things, but the 'eye for an eye' policy is juvenile and wrong. I'm embarrassed that anyone on the anti-GG side of the debate would ever stoop so low.

Absolutely not. This is abhorrent and I could not disagree with you more. We don't clean a dirty floor with a broom made of shit.