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Can we just expand this out to "words in general"?

Nobody HAS to convince you this is okay, you fucking narcissist. This has NOTHING to do with you. Nobody gives a shit what you would do in this instance because IT'S NOT YOU. What you think about "dignity" is completely and utterly meaningless — what if this was in her will? What if the deceased WANTED this? Instead,

I don't think you actually understand what body-shaming means.

Yaaaasss, this is perfect. I agree with you on pretty much everything here! You hit the nail on the head perfectly, especially about Poussey getting drunk. Now that you mention it, I was SUPER uncomfortable through most of that, and not in a good, character-building way. I don't think we ever saw her come near the

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, AMEN. If I never see Larry or Polly again, it will be the least they can do after the countless minutes of my life I've spent watching them be perfectly unremarkable. I swear if they break up and Larry and Piper become a thing again, I'm going to stage a hunger

I disliked this season immensely. It was a clusterfuck full of loose ends, pointless storylines that went nowhere, and predictable bullshit. It is taking the same turn that Weeds did whereupon the content:humor ratio becomes slanted and it's nothing but rote, pandering bullshit from here to the moon. I cringed hard

Oh, most definitely, but it's still better than a lot of the not-pologies we get from other PR teams or unhinged celebrities. Doesn't smooth any of this over, of course, but I can give a half-assed nod of "well, you didn't totally fuck that up".

For as much as I hate this shitty little dingus, I have to admit that his apologies are a lot better written than those coming from people twice and three times his age. So, uh. I guess there's...that...*kicks air*

I'm so fucking saddened that these dudes have bought so far into the cultural expectation of masculinity and sex as a trophy that they're willing to die on that hill. And what's worse is that they want to take other people with them, but can anyone — ANYONE??? tell me when the last mass shooting happened and the world

If it is, count me in on the sacrilege boat. The original felt so jaunty at times — I still like it, but this has a nice cadence to it.

The initial post read 'mentally disabled', which was edited. :q

Hey, how about we not throw mentally disabled people under the bus in order to insult people we don't like? That'd be pretty cool!

If you clutch those pearls any tighter, you're going to crush them into dust.

Babby's First Response to Nobody Being Impressed With Their Trolling, a review by Macabre Cadabra

This is beautiful. I have no other words. I concede the point to you, my friend.

I think anyone with a shred of sensibility knows that cookies are superior in ice cream. You're right, I ought to add a point to execution for this disturbing omission.

Babby's First Troll, a review by Macabre Cadabra

Go quaff some Draino, fuckbird.