lol.

Who are they? Well, for one, there aren't a million of them. There aren't even half a million. They're a sad bunch of pearl-clutching dipshits with no actual leverage or relevancy in a modern society. Enjoy obsolescence, ladies!

I'm kind of a petulant little shit, but I was definitely hoping one of those women would look into the camera and give it the finger as it panned out on the word. Just a nice, subtle "fuck you" with a smile.

Jesus, Franco, way to play it cool.

I'm sympathetic to the point you're making and I agree we don't have to be callous just because someone made a bad decision, but arguing that it's not a bad decision just because it's popular/recommended by a friend is...well, bad logic. People can and do make bad decisions en masse, and friends can and do recommend…

This is my favorite thing of the day, and now I can't stop thinking of other demonic cafe beverages. Macchistopheles. Asmodespresso.

Good job, you had this conversation all by yourself without interfacing with anything I said whatsoever — that is quite a feat. You managed to ignore just about every single thing I said because you only wanted to railroad everything else to blurt out your little quips and nothing else. You are apparently incapable of…

Aside from the fact that you utterly missed the point, I'd love for you to quote me where I said there was parity between men and women on cases of domestic abuse. It's cool, I can wait. While you're there, you could also fetch the 99.9% statistic for me, but I can already see your deep commitment to uncovering the…

Skepticism is not a bad thing, but what a terrible thing to say. "What he did"? That's not being skeptical, that's being a presumptuous ass. Have you read the expanded details on this? You can start here. There doesn't seem to be any evidence of abuse that has come up since she was arrested; in fact, she's remorseless…

You know something, Jon Snow.

I can get my ass a box of Oatmeal Creme Pies or Nutty Bars for $1.79. There are some Reese's Tastykakes I've been jealously eyeing for months now that's close to $5, and the closest sale I've seen is maybe $3.50-4. Too rich for my blood!

Seriously, those things are my fucking jam. And Swiss Cake Rolls so far down the list?! I freeze them, eat them, and love my life and my choices.

Slow down there, 1%. Tastykakes cost twice what my girl Debbie does around these parts. I'm too poor for that shit.

This list is wrong, you are wrong, and everything you love is wrong.

I'm glad you feel so passionately about defending why it's okay to take photos of a teenager's crotch and distribute it for profit, but there is pretty much nothing you're saying that is A) surprising or B) particularly poignant.

I agree, the people around her also were adults and have responsibility for the presentation/advising/what-have-you, but the responsibility still lies with the photographer to either, you know, not shoot photos of a teenage girl's genitals, or edit them out if it couldn't be avoided.

> she had that coming.

I'm not even going to address your points specifically because they have completely and utterly missed the point to the point of offensive idiocy. Instead, I'm going to lead you down a fun little path to addressing the crux of this whole situation. You ready?

Yeah, I agree that it is nuanced — I'm not exactly jazzed about what is (IMO) an oversexualized 15-year-old while being simultaneously cognizant that we shouldn't shame girls for their body/sexuality/etc. Those are all very valid questions, but not entirely relevant to the central part of this.

BUT BUT BUT SHE WAS DRESSED THAT WAY ON AN ELEVATED STAGE WAH WAH THEY HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO PHOTOGRAPH HER TEENAGE GENITALIA AND DISTRIBUTE IT TO THE PUBLIC AT LARGE.