Bromadeus, she could've been prancing naked through the streets Godiva-style and it would STILL be wildly inappropriate (and illegal???? is this not illegal?) to photograph and distribute pictures of a teenage girl's tender bits to the world. If you'd like to argue otherwise, please spare me the number of intense eye…

Setting aside the fact that you really shouldn't be taking upskirt photos at all, can we just talk about how some fucking creep shot up a 15-year-old's skirt?

I never knew I wanted this until now. Please, please, please — make this happen, Tracy.

He has a tenor range anyway, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's got a huge upper range. He's often singing lead parts in PTX instead of the lone woman in the group, anyway.

Mitch (left) has the voice of a goddamn angel. I just...I can't even. I'm not sure that I want to even.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

nonononoNONONONO what the actual fuck?!

Yes, this exactly. Animals are just that — animals. They are under no obligation to operate under human standards because they literally can't comprehend what human standards even are. The cat should go to another family, for sure.

There is quite a bit of territory between "maybe try not to kick your cat" and "gently shoo the cat away" that is being missed here. If there was enough room to kick the cat and not kick the baby in the process, then you'll excuse me for making the leap that perhaps there was space between them to, you know, separate…

Gotcha, the internet is terrible for things like sarcasm. Based on the other responses I've gotten, I kind of just assumed everyone forgot about the middle ground between punting your cat and letting it maul your child.

It makes me wonder — did the cat just go from 0 to batshit in 2 seconds? Was it displaying other signs of displeasure/aggression in advance? I can't say I've encountered too many cats that just flip the fuck out to the point you need to kick it without having sent out some pretty clear "I'm pissed" signs in advance.

I've had to use force, yes, but I've never had to punt a cat to get it off. If he was able to kick it, was there space between the cat and the baby? I am honestly struggling to imagine a way a cat could latch onto a child in such a way that you'd have space to kick it and not kick your kid in the process. Maybe I just…

I have no idea what alternatives were possible because I don't know exactly what happened. I mean, if you were able to kick the cat safely without kicking your baby, it stands to reason you probably had some space to do something else.

I have to applaud the leap you made from "maybe don't kick your cat" to "let it maim the baby". Because there is literally no ground between those two statements. Bravo, dear reader.

Separate the cat and the baby and keep them separate until the cat calms down and/or eventually learns to tolerate the kid. Maybe it's a pain in the ass, but that's something you should probably consider when you decide to have both pets and children. If you can't handle the responsibility of caring for something…

I really wish she would've been around/I would have been more cognizant of things like feminism when I was her age, because she would have been a HUGE inspiration to me growing up. At least I can have a shred of hope that the current generation of teenagers/children can look to her and see they don't have to put up…

It's just a suggestion, but you could maybe just try not kicking your fucking cat in the future when it doesn't act and make decisions like a tiny, furry adult human being.

Lorde retorted, "What do you mean you're not talking about 'Ellen together?' Is there something wrong with lesbians? Is that what you're trying to say?"

Ugh, the worst part is, I think the facepaint/aesthetic of it all is really interesting and beautiful and lost some major potential. It's a shame that it couldn't have been interesting and beautiful on a woman of color instead because that red/gold combination would have been seriously stunning on someone with a…

Jesus, is this satire? This comment is as shitty as the person it's critiquing. Lily Allen has done and said some terrible things that deserve criticism, but killed immediately? Slow down there, hyperbole cannon, and take a deep fucking breath before you launch nuclear war and end the planet over Miley's dipshitted…