If someone was stupid enough to offer me four million dollars to lose weight, you're damn right I would take it. I'd fulfill my contract and then laugh all the way to the banquet after and put it all back on.

Spot on, my friend. Much of art history class for me in college was figuring out how to bullshit meaning from the meaningless. I think 94% of the modern art world is just pretending like you actually know what's going on and convincing other people of it, too.

Did anyone listen to the lyrics of "Royals"? Cause that statement should surprise exactly nobody if they have. The song is literally about how pop music doesn't accurately depict the average person's wants/needs/desires/dreams/anything.

And you know — you just KNOW — she has the section on performance art/Fluxus dogeared so she can prattle on about Yoko Ono.

Don't get me wrong, I love Gaga something fierce, but this whole insistence on Jeff Koons and "artpop" makes me feel like she's a college student that just finished a 200-level modern art history class and now won't shut up about it. You know, like she's the first person to ever discover postmodernism or something.

As a former "chill girl" that hung exclusively with frat boys, I like to consider myself a Jane Goodall of sorts 8)

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How to score: A guide written by someone who hasn't actually scored.

Yep. Some people find her dialogue to be overwrought/unbearable, but I think it's hilarious and snappy. I wish there was more like it out there.

I'd like to formally file a motion to GET THIS GUY THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET.

I'm somewhere in between you and Laura on this one. I think if someone wants to put a five-digit payment on their finger, whatever, that's their prerogative. Not what I would choose, but it's also not my choice. On the other hand, I think the cultural emphasis on YOU MUST HAVE A PLANET-SIZED ROCK SPARKLING ON YOUR…

You are correct. This is what happens when I read/write comments on no sleep.

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Bill O'Reilly is arguably the most reasonable of the group, and there are maybe one or two others who mostly just do some vanilla reporting and aren't anything special. The rest can probably just make their way toward the sun post-haste.

I love that Obama is even considered by some to be "radical" at this point. That's how you can really sort out people who know politics and people who SAY they know politics. I just want to laugh and laugh and laugh and have those laughs turn into bees, just swarms of bees flying angrily out of my mouth flying after…

I love when people say things like "I wish the Aryans would have killed both..." with full, ignorant confidence that they, themselves, wouldn't also get culled out of the gene pool if it came to it. Be careful what you wish for~!

It's called FAPing, and not the NSFW kind you're thinking of. Sometimes people get so caught up in wanting their points to be heard that they drive over the actual conversation at hand. Forget the fact that the GA's comments were in context of a larger bill that doesn't say what the OP says it does, we need to hammer…

Asking journalists to research before they open up and opine at length is now asking too much. Asking for THE ACTUAL CONTEXT his comments were set in is now asking too much.

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I didn't say it was pending, I said it was proposed. Thanks, bye.