I sincerely hope Tarantino gets on this.

No. Prison rape jokes are not okay, not even now.

No. Wait. Don't.

Your shitty job was not EVERYONE'S shitty job. You worked in fast food — congratulations, that means...you worked in fast food. That's it. You didn't work in every single fast food restaurant in the country, nor did you work any other class of unskilled labor including retail and service. You also didn't have the same…

psst

I don't know you or the specifics of your problem, nor am I qualified to give out formal diagnoses, but I think if you're using this as punishment for yourself or believe it's something you somehow intrinsically deserve, that in of itself is something that is worthy of being taken seriously. You deserve healing and…

The sad thing is, pseudoscience is alarmingly easy to fool people with (thanks, fallible human neurological wiring!). PETA doesn't give a shit about being factually correct — which sucks, because there are a lot of great, sound reasons you can make for at least reducing your meat consumption that don't rely on "IF YOU…

This is kind of disingenuous, don't you think? Regardless of what you think the takeaway from the song is or how you feel about straight people singing about the LGB community, he didn't jump in and say "BEING GAY IS OKAY", collect his paycheck, and then fuck off until his next single, "TRANS PEOPLE ARE OK TOO". The…

Two-time foam party survivor here. I mean, once is bad enough, why the fuck did I go AGAIN? It wasn't even fun, it just smelled weird!

What the real and serious fuck????? I can't figure out any other way of expressing my incredulity/loathing/fear/disgust all at once other than the use of multiple question marks. I just...can't...

WHY ISN'T THIS WEBSITE WITH AN ADVERTISED SPECIFIC RANGE OF SUBJECT MATERIAL COVERING A THING THAT DOES NOT FALL UNDER THAT LIST? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

Hahahaha, okay bro.

Ermm...no. You have a LOT to learn.

She said, and I quote, "I want urban. I just want something that feels black."

Oh god, the whole thing was like watching a creature slowly evolve from the sea and attempt to dance. It was as if she was just discovering for the first time that she is an upright bipedal with four functioning limbs.

I would like to propose that Mike Finchter gets a giant, menstruating vagina installed directly on his forehead. If he truly cared about women's health, he would desire all genital facilities, even if they do not operate, to meet a basic standard.

They read a thing once, therefore FUCK YOU, MODERN MEDICINE, I'VE GOT AN INTERNET CONSPIRACY THEORY.

Ahahaha, you are SO buttrustled at being questioned.

They linked to an article that literally demonstrates that the system worked and brought those people to justice to the tune of a few billion dollars.

Yes, so profitable that the company got caught and had to pay massive damages. You literally just linked to proof that this is NOT, in fact, profitable, but will land you in a heap of hot water.