Oh shit, we've got an internet tough guy over here! So sorry, I obviously didn't realize I was messing with someone of your sterling intellect. Consider me intimidated!

Big pharma, vaccines, rah rah rahhhhhhhh-fuck it, I can't do this. :(

Well, someone's feeling sassy today. Maybe you could take that down a notch, or better yet, I'll go talk to Big Pharma and get you something to treat your insufferable case of shitheadicus ginormous.

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To be honest, it would be shocking if she wound up serving the entire 35. I think most people are predicting 7-10 at this point. Regardless, even a week in solitary is too much.

True facts. Also, as an addendum, it's decidedly None of Our Fucking Business what's in her pants, what was in her pants, and/or what could be/might be/will be in her pants in the future.

It's funny, because even in my life drawing classes, I often had very typical bodies to work from. It's only been recently that I've started branching out into different body types, races, genders, and so forth!

You are a beautiful human being.

I am all for giving kids and adults alike a healthy perspective of nudity. I'm still not crazy about the idea of casual nudity in public, but the juvenile outlook on boobs alone is depressing as shit and it's time to teach people that our bodies are not shameful.

It's definitely okay, but you also have to have a healthy base to work from so your 'bleh' can be a 'bleh' of actual unattractedness and not a 'bleh' of "Am I secretly just a giant asshole because I was conditioned to only ever desire a certain thing?"

For realsies. I still have kneejerk "BLEHHH" reactions to vulvae that look different than mine (thanks, social programming!), and immediately I have to stop and remind myself that I do not own the One True Pussy that all others are modeled after and there is nothing gross or wrong about women who look different. I…

I didn't even notice anything funky going on. Hmmm...

I think you crystallized a lot of really great thoughts here. I always sensed something was 'off' about Hannah in that it couldn't just be waved off as her being quirky, but you're totally right; I never, ever would have pieced those things together as being symptomatic as OCD.

Seriously, is it that fucking hard to write a nuanced story about how unfortunate this whole thing is without resorting to rote hyperbole? There are plenty of boring, unsensationalized reasons to take down her content which has been clearly explained by the publishers themselves — NO, SCRATCH THAT, THEY CLEARLY LOVE…

I don't have OCD, so I can't speak to my thoughts on its accuracy, but I was mostly just jarred at how it kind of came out of left field. It made it feel like more of a bizarre plot device than just a thing that she was living/dealing with. Some small indicator beforehand would have helped make it feel more solid, IMO.

Talk about a humblebrag if I ever saw one.

I love the circular shit-logic happening in the comments.

You could've just stopped after 'I'm confused'.

Yeah, one of the tryhards keeps replying to me with cute little ~zingers~. Dunno how that dude escaped Yahoo News comments, but he can feel free to return there post-haste.

You mean dudes are finally having to deal with public displays of blatant objectification? AH BLOO BLOO BLOO.