I sure hope you stop drinking the vile dihydrogen monoxide that's in your water, the vanillin in your cupcakes, the alcohol in your...um, alcohol, the sodium chloride you season with, the acetic acid in your salad dressing, the sucrose and sodium bicarbonate you bake with, acetylsalicylic acid you take for headaches,…

Oh, that is just delightfully putrid and revolting. You are a beautiful, disgusting human being. I think I love you.

TBH, the "lol fatty amurca" thing is used by so many people in earnest that I can't honestly tell the difference between tryhard trolls and the legitimately rustled fitness fuckwads. :(

I would imagine that any food, given enough time, would rot away in your large intestine and cause some issues. That's why we finger the buttholes of the elderly when they can't poop.

You sound like you're buttrustled. I know it's hard to believe, but even thin, beautiful, perfect people enjoy shitty foods, too, and not everything can be attributed to the loathesome, vile fats that are roaming our land and squashing our economy under their supple, swampy buttcheeks. Or whatever-the-fuck.

I predict that this, too, will be wrapped in bacon and somehow manvertised by a shirtless guy with a lot of facial hair talking about wrestling bears and starting fires.

I think this is far-reaching in so many ways it's ridiculous. I'm just as dismayed at the outcome as anyone else, but this seems like some armchair psychology and incredibly reductive, to boot. We didn't find out anything about "how white women think". Jesus Christ, dude.

THE MENSTRUATION MUST FLOW

YUP. Sexist bullshit hurts everyone. Men aren't just mindless knuckle-draggers who use their penises as a dowsing rod for starting relationships. Men and women can be friends/coworkers/colleagues/partners WITHOUT sexual attraction, and even if there is, they can be mature fucking adults about it and work through it in…

psst

I would assume you have the power to deduce I am not referring to every single man nor every single libertarian because I didn't at any point in time refer to every single manchild or every single libertarian in the world over. Not even in the initial comment was that person referring to every single manchild or every…

Yeah, I get that there are major milestone differences, it's just hard to give a good goddamn as a non-parent :(

I had it put slightly more into perspective for me when looking after my 1.5 year old (I'm sorry, is it 18 months? I'm not a parent but in my not-so-humble opinion FUCK THAT NUMBERING SYSTEM) niece for the first time. I mean, putting them to bed at any time? Sure, maybe, but the real trick is keeping them there.

I'm not quite sure you have quite comprehended the difference between "every manchild I know is a libertarian" and "all libertarians are (what's the correct plural here? menchildren? manchilds?)". You are certainly free to express that you are only aware of few to no manchilds/menchildren/manchildrii/whathaveyou who…

Also true! It's risky to put yourself out there and make yourself vulnerable to scrutiny by someone you're interested in. Repeated failure also makes it harder and harder to keep casting your line, so to speak :\

If you acknowledge that you know people like what I'm describing, then your entire reply makes even less sense.

I try not to hit on the fedora thing too much, because I think the joke is kind of worn out and actually starts bordering on being a bit shitlordy in its own right, but...well, yes. They're the stock Nice Guys of OKC who are angry at everyone but themselves and are desperate for any trick, any little thing that will…

Do people normally comment on babies being fat? D: I meant that more in terms of as the kid grows up, but if people actually judge fat babies...I'm just gonna get my jetpack and get right the fuck off the planet.

I don't think you should worry too much. When you have someone else planning your meals and cooking with you, people dressing you as flattering as possible, as well as a host of personal trainers and nannies and what-have-you at your disposal, it's kinda hard to fuck it up in public, I think.

"Judge someone for being correct"