If you ultimately would not act in ways that are forgiving, I'm pretty sure you don't actually believe in giving it to porn stars.

" its the unfortunate reality that doing porn can really stay with you (especially the STDs, hiyooooo)"

Sure you're allowed to be annoyed, but this really begs the question — what the fuck do you think Facebook is for, exactly, if not to share with friends and family things that are going on in your life?

Even putting aside it's gross implications, what in the righteous fuck am I going to do with this?! What kind of bonus add-on is this, and how is this supposed to inspire me to run out and buy the game? It's just fucking weird. They probably would have had a better time just attaching a pair of tits to the game box…

Is this where we go all Reddit and praise you for your clever and innovative novelty account?

Did you read the article? They offer e-devices for loan.

I agree with the bulk of the article, but I also have to raise a question of how many women you're singling out on looks alone are as straight as you think they are. I am a bisexual woman who other queer women tend to avoid like the plague because I "look like a straight girl" from afar, especially in a sea of women…