I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

“What are thoooooose?”

Find a passage in the Koran, Torah etc. that can be interpreted as an absolute prohibition against flying. Isn't soaring above the earth to gain an omniscient view of its inhabitants the exclusive preserve of God? These religious passengers are coming dangerously close to blasphemy by usurping divine prerogatives.

This was in CT and they seem to have an uncanny love for left-side exits there, so he could've been approaching his exit as well.

No one's slick as Gaston

Alternative idea: don't subsidize the playgrounds of billionaire's sports teams; save massive money for the city.

Lesson: There are other people in the world. Corollary: they will think differently than you do on a wide variety of things. Your opinion is not necessarily right.

E vs meth! The great thing about e is that you usually get both.

Watch out Chris Brown! George Zimmerman lost 80 pounds and no one will believe you didn't throw the first punch...