Les congés sont bientôt! Tout le monde est déjà nu dans le sud!

Is that Seth MacFarlane’s brother?

PRO TIP: Pour the strained, melted butter into icecube trays and let them cool. Each “butter cube” is normally around two tablespoons, so this really helps when it comes to baking!

The station said officers used...foam projectiles to control the crowd...

Guess who wrote their own Wikipedia article...

OMG How much of this train shit do we have to endure? Why do I feel the need to watch every.single.one?

Yes, the confederate flag is a celebration of the South's heritage…a heritage of them being traitors against the real U.S.

"Intermission for apparent drawing of chicken's head. Awww, that's cute!"

Could those involved be charged with rape? Forcing a penis and/or object into an anus without the anus's consent is technically rape, right?

WARNING: Contents may have shifted during flight.

"If there's anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back — if you're out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please. I want to meet you."

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you see a suspicious package or activity on the train or platform, please do not keep it for yourself."

Is it wrong that I clicked on this story in hopes that I could watch a video of the crash?

Yeah, wouldn't it just be easier to slide them straight into the water, bow first?