Not good enough Donnie. Your response is not fucking good enough.

There are pieces of shit. And then there’s Matt Gaetz.

Sometimes Sean Hannity is a journalist. Sometimes he’s a pundit. Sometimes he’s an advisor. What Sean Hannity always is, is an asshole.

That chryon just needed a ‘Y’ at the end of Horse for a complete headline win.

This is what happens when you have a talking point (in Ron’s case the Jerusalem embassy/Israel) you’ve practiced and practiced delivering, but are starting to realize might not come up in the debate. So you take any random question and just throw it out there, because why the fuck not? You’re Ron DeSantis and each…

Upon finishing his morning hit on CNN, Matt turned to his agent, flashed the D-Generation X sign and yelled, “Schlapp Deez Nutz!”

Color me crazy, but I’m tired of our country being represented by a bunch of rejects from Rodeo Clown College.

Hoo boy, grew up on the C64. Time to look up Law of the West, Defender of the Crown, Pirates!, Silent Service, Seven Cities of Gold and a few more games I wasted...er spent hours on as a kid.

Ask the four and twenty blackbirds.

Donald Trump is Michael Scott trying hard not to blurt out ‘That’s what she said!’ and failing every. Damned. Time.

This is by design.

It allows him to declare total victory over the most fearsome storm anyone has ever seen. And, should FEMA fall short in its relief effort, it doubles as his excuse.

Trump has already registered his A+ for Florence and the storm hasn’t even hit yet. His reality is cast. There is no other reality.

Dome ask me, I didn’t get a chance to watch it. If I had to, I’d guess the dome collapsed, crushing everyone inside... so a win-win in this scenario.

Yes. Yes I would.

They will need some real people for him to interact with, so sure... stuff ‘em on in there!

Here’s an idea - can we just Truman Show him? Just build a dome, stick him in there and let him go nuts, thinking he’s president and holding rallies all the live-long day, safely removed from the rest of the world?

Hell, the Trumpers can tune in and watch to their hearts’ content.

“All The President’s Men-tal Deficiencies”

I was going to say something like this, thanks. I keep seeing and hearing these stories about how this statement/tweet/action may have violated a law, and that’s literally the last we hear of it. No one who could do something about it has any urgency to actually do anything about it. But hey, let’s keep incarcerating…

I used to do a little but a little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more...

Trump keeps ramping it up, needing the roar of his followers. Chasing the dragon and dragging us all along for the ride.

Laura Ingraham checked her ratings and declining Twitter engagement and decided something must be done. And she done it.

“Hey, so we’re going to go ahead and kick you out of the country now ok? And your kids who we took from you upon crossing the border, you didn’t want them back, right? Cool, cool.”