Taking a (short, bullet-point flecked) page from the Trump playbook:

Only I can fix this clusterfuck of which I properly clusterfucked from the start!

In related news, his appearance in Boston was canceled due to the ‘political climate’.

They spent years tiptoeing up to the line where you could say anything without a tether to the truth because there was always the possibility of repercussions of society at large calling bullshit. That’s gone. They face no consequences for objectively lying or making shit up so the line has effectively been erased.

The…

Boy do I regret that 4 minute block of my time. Do people actually listen to this? On purpose?

“That’s how we built the fuckin’ company brooooo!”

He summed up his argument with, “Ah cha cha cha chaaaaa!”

Doocy was a weatherman.

Impeachment is too good for this fucker. He will use it forever to whine and complain about how unfairly he was treated - something he does with...everything.

He must be defeated at the polls. Soundly and irrefutably. That will be a loss and we all know Trump can’t stand losers. He’ll shout ‘Rigged!’ but it won’t…

#NeverForget

American football

Ollie, if you’re using the phrase ‘trying like the Dickens’ un-ironically, are you really hitting anything but the 75-120 demographic?

Upshot: Dentist’s kid so... free mouth fixins!

“As of today, I am directing my head of EPA Scott Pruitt to shut off the wind. Scott, who’s doing a tremendous job, by the way, will be backed up by my generals and the full force of our underfunded but very powerful military. This wind is a menace and must be stopped so America can be great again. Thank you, thank…

I’m pretty sure Delaware Joe is going to ride up in his bitchin’ Firebird and run doughnuts around Trump’s fat ass while he stands there trying to hold his hair in place.

This story surprises me not at all.

My own interaction with him (Lupica is a dick case file #85421) was of a much smaller magnitude but no less petty. My first job out of college was working in the Newsday sports department on the high school beat. We also worked clerk shifts, getting layouts to the rim editors and…

One of the priceless parts is the transition from her unshakeable belief that no Russians were at the rally - which is probably true - to the realization that the reporter was talking about the people she was in touch with who organized the rally. That’s when the anger and the ‘bullshit’ starts flying.

She had Curt Schilling on her radio show. I know, I know, it’s useless to point out the hypocrisy at this point.

Anecdotal tidbit: I worked for a women’s non-profit in DC a few years back, before Trump blew up (we can dream). Our organization’s president, an affluent woman from Arizona, was talking casually about Herman Cain and how his 2012 campaign went under after women accused him of harassment. Her response was,…

Somebody pass this tax bill so the trickle-down can start trickling down now! ESPN needs that incentive to... only cut 75 jobs next time?

Mike Greenbarge and Mic Garlic were two of a kind. Please don’t disparage their legacy.

So we’re attempting to create international football’s version of the NIT? Got it.