There’s no need to be that barbaric. Let him finish his dessert first.

Hey watch the language! Try c-word music or crud music, ok Vulgar C. Pottymouth?

“I’m over 15,000 likes on that tweet.”

Cool fantasy dudebroguyfella. Cool.

“They haven’t scared me out of public life yet.”

Which version? Because I think we’re on the 5th or 6th draft at this point.

After a brief flirtation with normalcy, Crazy Glenn Beck is back!

Note the level of Beck’s craziness is in direct proportion to how his media career is going. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain. Time to grift.

Beep-beep, yeah!

Proper epilogue. Cheers!

“A good bed to die in,” Trump mused. He then collapsed onto the top of the four-post heirloom, breathing his last. The. End.

Clearly you are unacquainted with the artistic stylings of one Ben Garrison.

The hysterical thing is that if North Korea really did demand a lifting of all sanctions, then the right move was to walk away. Except President Gas always builds these things up so much in advance he looks like a fool when it (inevitably) falls apart because he does little prep work and gets played by leaders that…

They started to. And that’s when the press briefings went bye-bye.

Fuck 6G, let’s go all the way up to 56K!

Jesse FUCKING Watters, that’s who!

Next time. 

The United States Secretary of Labor, a senile old man, hypothesizes that it’s ok if government workers never get paid again because they account for a small percentage of GDP.

Tell us again Trump voters how Donald Trump and his administration care for the little people.

What does it mean if Tidley winks at the president?

There’s that Mike Pence Golly Gee Face (TM) we’ve all come to know and loathe.

Hey Splinter, it’s Boarder Wall, ok? Thank you. Thhhhhhank you. 

I’ve been saying this to friends as well. Impeachment gives him an out. Not that I don’t want the man gone, but defeat in 2020 is a loss. He can whine all he wants, but he will be a loser and to him, there’s nothing worse than that. And it’s everything he deserves.