There’s no need to be that barbaric. Let him finish his dessert first.

That was also my main issue with Crystal Skull. Not that it would top Raiders or even Last Crusade, but in both those films you felt like you were globetrotting with Indy and the characters. I did not get that sense of awe from the locations in Crystal Skull.

Hey watch the language! Try c-word music or crud music, ok Vulgar C. Pottymouth?

I liked Solo. I would even say I liked it a lot, despite the too-much fan service. We didn’t need the blaster and the Kessel Run and winning the Falcon and meeting Chewie and getting his name.

I did like the new characters and the world it was starting to build. The film probably would have worked better if it was…

I think you’re spot on and I would probably list ‘Beneath’ a bit higher. ‘Conquest’ too, for that matter.

SPOILERS, just because...

The scene where Brent, who is not the nihilist Taylor is, implores him to get moving after Nova is killed so they can stop the apes and humans from detonating the Omega bomb and…

It had a whiff of King Kong to me, hidden in the trees before breaking out into the open.

“I’m over 15,000 likes on that tweet.”

Cool fantasy dudebroguyfella. Cool.

“They haven’t scared me out of public life yet.”

Which version? Because I think we’re on the 5th or 6th draft at this point.

I want Luke to resurrect Han and for Han to dust himself off and yell, ‘Great kid, but don’t get cocky!”

After a brief flirtation with normalcy, Crazy Glenn Beck is back!

Note the level of Beck’s craziness is in direct proportion to how his media career is going. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain. Time to grift.

Beep-beep, yeah!

Proper epilogue. Cheers!

“A good bed to die in,” Trump mused. He then collapsed onto the top of the four-post heirloom, breathing his last. The. End.

Clearly you are unacquainted with the artistic stylings of one Ben Garrison.

The hysterical thing is that if North Korea really did demand a lifting of all sanctions, then the right move was to walk away. Except President Gas always builds these things up so much in advance he looks like a fool when it (inevitably) falls apart because he does little prep work and gets played by leaders that…

They started to. And that’s when the press briefings went bye-bye.

Fuck 6G, let’s go all the way up to 56K!

Jesse FUCKING Watters, that’s who!

Next time.