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I prefer the full version

I think they’re gonna rely on the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and ╭∩╮( ͡° ل͟ ͡° )╭∩╮ defenses.

“Friendly reminder that no matter how much you wanted the other person to win, no matter how “right” leaning the Democrat, they are still lightyears better than any Republican”

It rhymes with graycism

Turning into?

“And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that darn Avenatti”

Not for a while. The EU countries, China, and Russia will all remain in the deal meaning US sanctions have little to no teeth. Any void left by industries/products vacated by us will be replaced by other countries. The only way we make them stick is if we threaten penalties against other companies/countries that fill

You know, this whole darkest timeline makes a lot more sense if you view it as some really elaborate public humiliation bdsm roleplay for a rich asshole whose become desensitized from a life of Romanesque debauchery.

I was worried I wasn’t going to be able to get a third sailboat, but once my company came from the obscene amount of money that was literally thrown at it, I was able to afford it. What? No. I didn’t pay for it. Boaty McBoatface is our new tax deductible CTO paid a modest $300,000 a year salary (to my account). We

You started using SNP instead of SPN from the third paragraph on. Had to double take when my brain started wondering why the Scots were getting involved.

Paying off mistresses has been probably going on since the birth of currency

I like how they take umbrage the Obama ‘insisted’ they pay their fair share in taxes.

I especially like (hate) the ‘I know it sucks for you, but consider MY feelings for a second.’ at the end. It’s akin to the abuser logic of ‘why do you make me hurt you?’

I bet John Kelly is the type of guy who talks shit about someone and then refuses to apologize when people find out he made it all up. Oh wait. . .

The real question is why aren’t there racks and mounts in the stalls already so that guns can remain in range and sight of the good guys at all times. WHY DOES BIG STALL HATE AMERICA?

Umm. . . Ryan, not Flake, and

Odd that the guy who was never popular (in his district) never won a general election by less than 10% of the vote.

“None of us have covered ourselves in glory,”