Everything trump does, by the nature of trump being the one doing it, is racist. He drinks his Diet Cokes racistly, he uses racial slurs racistly, and he denigrates the intelligence of a black athlete racistly. His racism is perhaps his second most prominent feature, informed and overshadowed only by his unerring…

I’m in the Southwest. Wanna find a mountain to climb and do peyote, then yell at the readers with me?

That’s Cadet-in-Chief Bonespurs, remember civility.

If there is one thing the Left and the Right can agree on is that they both need shoes.

When I find the fuck that is writing this “story”, I’m going to go Deadpool on their ass. This is NOT the reality I signed up to be in, and if I have to shatter the fourth wall into a billion pieces I will. *screams at the fifth dimension* “You hear me! I’m tired of everything looking like an Onion Headline.” *grrrr*…

This is so odd! Why would Michael Jordan be scared of a corrupt casino owner?

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Welp, Trump has managed the near impossible—-making me root for Lebron to get to 7 titles (with the freaking Lakers) before he retires.

Well, all those poor unemployed white men in Indiana finally have their chance to get a job they complained were being taken away from them!

Schrödinger’s Cat +/-1

... And with strange eons even Death may die.

Not if you are selling!

In front of rows of boxes labeled “Kavanaugh files,” Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee argued that the documents they were providing were enough to fairly evaluate Kavanaugh. “These are 167 boxes. Each box would hold approximately 6,000 pages,” Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina said.

frankly, we didn’t treat their candidates for these positions the way they’re treating ours.

Those reporters have more restraint than I have. If I had been there, I would have chucked a pen at the boxes, just for the photo op of all of them crashing over empty.

Trick question, Belichick hates everyone!

My immediate takeaway from watching this video is that the Cleveland Offense is infinitely better at tackling than their defense. 

Presumably Belichick hates everything. 

Man Drew Magary really pulled a Cleveland Browns there!