I didn’t know I needed this, but I need Vegas to set odds on this. And a spread. And prop bets.

I hear were going to be hearing good things from those two more and more.

Is this poetic justice for a Fox host who repeatedly stoked racial tensions—only to find herself courting the women of color who comprise a large share of morning viewership, and who might have liked seeing an engaging black woman on TV every day?

However, my innate WASPiness has not stopped me from wondering what kind of tattoo I would get, and where on my body it would go.

He’s just taking a cat nap. Because Jay Cutler is a cat.

Yeah, I was wondering what sort of special tax breaks the NFL was getting, other than what is available to any other entity of significant affluence able to employ experts to make sure they are structured in a way that requires them to pay as little as possible.

But are they as talented as this:

That it makes people walk into adult toy stores looking for ben-wa balls makes me laugh

The only thing I can think of is a call back to where Trump would surreptitiously have people listen in on phone conversations he was having by putting it on speaker unbeknownst to the person he was talking to.

Too close to reality

I’d don’t consider him a toddler. Yeah, toddlers are easily distracted and can throw tantrums, but when they’re on to the next thing, they’re on to the next thing.

What happens to the gun if they don’t follow up on the subsequent testing? Is it illegal to own it at that point, or are they just unable to legally shoot it?

I think it has more to do with the True American Patriots™ that made Dallas “America’s Team”. You know, the one with support our troops bumperstickers, wear American flag pins, and have American flags flying from their vehicles, but will vote for politicians that will advocate for troop pay cuts even while the…

I nominate Howard Stern to proctor

Depends. Having a lack of empathy or conscience is hard for some, but yeah, ‘a sucker is born every minute’ is pretty accurate.

LOL, books in the future? Not after President Rock (Kid or The).

Yeah, not sure how this one gets missed.

You kiddin’ me? They totally would’a won state if only affirmative action hadn’t made coach leave them on the bench. Put my money on the True American Patriots™!

Also, of those six (possible seven) two are guys, while one (two if there’s someone behind him) can’t be identified. I’m not sure if he’s addressing the standing crowd as well, or if they are staff/press, but of the roughly 18 only 6 are women.