I spoke to them on the phone, and it all made perfect sense to me.”

I’ve made hu jiao bing a few times and for some reason it never occurred to me to flatten it out and grill it. Will definitely be trying that now.

Pardon Me

I gotta admit, you lost me. Care to walk me through your logic here?

Why would it be ‘blowjob by proxy’? It’s not like Larry Middleman got the hummer. Maybe ‘charges by proxy’?

Oh hey! How’d those goalposts end up way over there?

Uh, yeah, that’s the point I was making. Acting like R’s will be able to keep Mueller’s findings from seeing the light of day by likening it to “House Republicans [passing] a health bill without knowing what was in it, let alone the Democrats, let alone the public” (they didn’t) or “Senate Republicans [trying] to…

Apples and oranges. Setting aside that the legislation had to be made public for the vote, the process used to craft it was behind closed doors so that only those members privy to it had a vested interest in keeping it quiet. Mueller’s investigation already has a lot of moving parts between the FBI and the prosecutors…

Clinton was perjury and obstruction. Abuse of power (the blowjob) failed in the House.

It leaves just one more in a field of unconnected dots which are forming a great work of pointillism.

I love the smell of ‘settled out of court for an undisclosed amount of money’ in the morning. I wonder if that money would have been better spent on additional training? Or better yet, military surplus, because why the fuck not?

I kinda like this. Yeah, I know, illegal to deface currency, blah, blah, blah. What does the Government do if people just start writing Harriet Tubman in thick sharpie letters across every $20 (less than 50% so it can still be exchanged at a bank)? Eventually the cost of cycling them out of circulation has to reach a…

My pet theory is his need for constant and unflinching adoration and his vacuousness. Trump has for a few decades now (probably longer) been infatuated with the celebrity that comes with national politics and hasn’t been shy about weighing in on subjects, but what he weighs in with has never been any sort of original…

Any one want to set odds on if a conservative media outlet tries to All Lives Matter the cop thing? “Look at these instances of WHITE people being shot at traffic stops. Clearly this true American patriot hero philanthropist benevolent self-sacrificing probably divorced at least once but it was totally the woman’s…

I was about to post the exact same thing. The only thing I can think of is ‘(no) flying cars’, but why not just type that. It’s not like he’s anywhere near 140 even with double spaces after the periods.

Obama did it ✓

Is she being disparaged? What happened was a “furious outburst”, “lashing out”, and “going off”, but is any one faulting her for that? I didn’t get that sense from the linked articles. Was it just because of the general use of the terms? Yeah they can have a negative connotation when they are used in stories of…

Hold alt, type 0153, and then release alt if you want to make the ™ symbol. (I think that’s what you were going for)

That was my second thought, but I couldn’t find a picture with the hat and sunglasses.

Okay, this is bothering the hell out of me. She looks like a movie character in that outfit and I can’t place it. I was originally thinking Kelly McGillis in Top Gun, but that wasn’t it. Anyones help is appreciated!