Jones won’t turn on him until it’s clear he’ll make it 4 years. Too much potential to rail against the fear the establishment* has of whatever he is peddling if Trump is ousted.

Have you tried acid?

Horses still have teeth. Most are like our molars, but they do have a set of canines and their back molars can develop saw like points with age. You’d have to figure out their biting power when shrunk. If it’s not hard enough to break skin or crush bone, huge plus for choosing horses, but if they can and swarm you?

Well, it starts with the peacocking with the ill-fitting suits, red power ties, obvious combover, and spraytan with the racoon eyes. He opens with with a stop and shock of questioning if NATO is still relevant. Do a little negging by talking about countries not contibuting 2% GDP to defense. Throw in a little kinoing…

Sputnik too, comrade!

Especially because I doubt much is going to change with his press pool policy. If any get brought along/credentialed it’s going to be the obscure one he has allowed who will do nothing but fluff pieces. Guess we’ll have to view the results through RT coverage just like our fearless leader does.

He would have an evolutionary advantage what with the natural camoflauge of his complexion.

Or that they’re “shocking the system.” No, these were the things you believed were going on that the system needed to be shocked from—just far more inept.

The racist vitriol was fine, apparently, but ideological consistency was really where she crossed the line.

Not necessarily related to this article, but something that has been bothering me about his persistent business conflicts of interest is that it seems like the only people who are going after him are people who want him to open his books. Someone with legal expertise will need to tell me if this is plausible or not,…

Near as I can tell, they are going to have to build it pretty far back from the Rio Grande (which royally fucks farmers in the area and will take significant eminent domaining) so the Mexican facing side will still have a bit of US territory. There’s nothing stopping them from doing it for a temporary cross, other…

“Did you apologize to that nice black boy across the street?”

Except, you know, that whole protectionism tariff the shithead he hitched himself too keeps threatening, promising $7 million in incentives for carrier to stay, a record of offering at least 24 million in tax breaks to 10 companies to try to retain jobs in state (who offshored the jobs anyway), and trying to start a…

It already is. Tunnels on the California side already exist along with light naval craft (good thing we’re cutting back on the coastguard’s budget), ladders, ropes, catapults/trebuchets, drones, and god knows what what else. This assumes they don’t just buy a plane ticket and overstay their visa. The only “breaching”…

Just taking care of messes until the maid can come.

Yeah, I was watching it and thought, “no way that room thought what he said was that hilarious.” Unless German reporters and aides think it’s fucking hilarious one of our intelligence departments monitored their Chancellor’s calls.

That’s how Germans express joy.

That “scolding parent” tone is fucking infuriating and it’s not the first time he’s done it. There has to be some major fucking repressed memories with his childhood. Armchair Psychiatrists, Ho!

Or the huge attention whore in the family who has a record of being overly concerned about a romance between Twilight actors is...

Given the date, I’m guessing something St. Patrick’s Day related gone awry. Colcannon maybe? Or some sort of vegetarian corned beef substitute with cabbage?