maboyblue
MaBoyBlue
maboyblue

Less go shake der hans

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

D’oh!

With 70+ participants, that is the group text from hell. You know someone added Eli Manning by accident and he spent all weekend trying to get himself removed from the group to no avail.

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me