“potentially the ability to hold his own at the plate,”

The minute I read that you included a volleyball player on your list, I skipped right to the comment section. You’re probably one of those insufferable small city douche bags who pretend to like soccer and brunch

Just on pant suits alone, I couldnt tell if this was the WNBA draft or a Clinton rally

Coach: K.I.L.L it

If by “Justin” you mean this entire college football bowl season, then yes, Justin does suck dick

Muscle Hamster? More like Muscle Relaxer AMIRITE?

“Belichick made it clear to Tebow that he wanted him to act like “one of the guys.”

I once said in high school that somebody “played” cross country and they almost jammed their ASICS down my throat.

Islander chat on Deadspin? I’m rock hard

That crayon pack was the late 90s elementary school equivalent of the Members Only Jacket. You were swimming in it if you had the sharpener too

Wonder who the father of the kid on the left voted for...

Rusty Kuntz. Outfielder. But I mean Cmon

Curt Schilling be damned

A groupchat with 70 people? One of whom is Richard Sherman? That’s getting muted for sure

I hope that OC douche bag in the Gurley jersey has the tires on his Tesla slashed.