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Today, I bought a bunch of Honey Pot menstrual products and had them delivered to my local women’s shelter. Then I went and gave her company a five star rating and a glowing review. 

Ignorant racists aren’t going to beat the power of this Karen. #KarensForGood

“Her umbrella’s so big because it’s full of secrets!”

I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

Beat me to it. 

I can’t wait to not see this film.

I will see it again and again.

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

I’ll show how old I am. Nic Cage in Valley Girl.

MANY MUCH MOOSEN

“How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs turkeys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?”

I can only hear this in the Car Talk guys’ voices - “John Bugsy Lawler, back from the dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy...”

 Smart you ain't, Holmes.

I’m going to put in my warning, be careful with those fiber one products. Some of them have over half the recommended amount of fiber for one day, that’s too much fiber at once, and will cause gastro-intestinal distress!

I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard during a movie trailer. This looks brilliant.